• They're lame
• They're stupid
• They're reliant on other people
• They're insensitive
• They make fun of you and think it doesn't hurt when it does
• They go around in packs like wolves and crap a lot

Pink's message goes out loud and clear! NO MORE BIMBOTIC, DITZY GIRLS.

In the song she made fun of Jessica Simpson, Hilary Duff [this one i'm not too sure], Lindsay Lohan, and a lot of others. Here are the lyrics, don't mind the censors, haha, that's just Pink being herself

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Stupid Girls; Pink
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president?
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

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And the MTV

Ok, anyway, i'll give you 8 things you didn't knw abt me:

• I broke all my fingers on my right hand once when the car door slammed shut on it
• I punched a boy in the face before
• I dragged a boy from the back of the classroom to the front and slammed his face on the board
• I smacked Edward and Ian realllly hard on the back before
• I still read kids stuff like Diana Wynne-Jones
• I play Warcraft
• I watch wrestling and totally support John Cena
• I only started wearing skirt in sec sch

xoxo Heather

I'll update more soon!

Ok, you guys know what? Today is the first time i ever, EVER, performed on stage. I was calmer than i had expected, and i was getting so many well wishes from my friends, OH and they actually wanted to pon school but then didn't cause of my Talent Search, THANK YOU!!! I really appreciated the support i got. So anyway, skipping to the performance part itself, i was really nervous, and i couldn't really hear the music at all. My hands were trembling like crazy resulting in the mic shaking like crazy also. I had to start off and hesitated, forgetting my lyrics and all. AND this continued on, but i got more comfortable as the performance went on and besides, MS was right beside me, haha. But seriously, NO WORDS, no words at all could describe how i felt. Anyway, my friends told me i did well, some said ok [which equates to bad btw, cause the daren't say you're lousy], but well, i knw i did quite badly, not my usual 'standard', haha. Oh and Cheryl Lim and her partner were DAMN good. Cheryl has a REALLY good voice, i heard from others that she comes from a line of singers, so oh well.

Amirul was damn funny, he was trying to entertain the audience while the groups prepared and i listened to him mumble some stuff, which was so out of the blue, i thought it was funny. OH and Chee Yang deserves sympathy. He came to school especially to watch me but instead couldn't cause Mr Tan Kee Hoe asked him to the office and he got scolded, AND the worse part is, he got kicked out of 3E. He was awfully depressed, which was understandable, now he has got to crash course which is thoroughly demanding.

Ok, back to the competition, i feel quite bad cause i made MS sing the bridge part on her own. i'm not really sure if i'm going to be able to get through the next round now, cause compared to the rest, i was really bad.

Oh well, no point moaning about it. Why not you guys tell me what you thought of my performance? Tag ok... Anyway, gtg sleep, am really tired alrdy...

xoxo Heather

I got back my results and i'm quite happy with it cause i did fairly well.

1. English: 68 [OMG, i didn't get my A!]
2. Chinese: 57 [I PASSED! Incredible]
3. Physics: 72 [YAY! GOT A!!!]
4. Chemistry: 76 [Got A also, and the best part is i'm ranked 3 in class and 35 in lvl]
5. E Math: 62 [MY MATHS SUCKS! But oh well, i passed]
6. A Math: 57.5 [Like i said before, but i'm happy i passed]
7. Combined humans: 57 [OMG! C5 and it's my only humanities!]

Told my mum on the day i got back which is good cause tt never happened, i always dragged telling my mum my results.

Oh anyway, i seriously signed up for Talent Search!! Oh CRUD, i have stage fright lah. I'm so dead and i haven't really picked a song to sing. PLUS i have no idea how to make a minus-one tape, which means the song without the voice. OH GOSH. I'm so freaked out by the whole idea, and the worst part is, Ms Wang decided to skip the auditions and go straight into the performances, I HAVE TO PERFORM DURING ASSEMBLY IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL! I'm really scared.

Oh and i miss Ms Koh and Ms Lim! I still do, it's awful not to see them in school. But oh well,

no favourite teacher around in school = no distraction = good results

Oh and i learned a new word while flipping through the dictionary, obsequious which equates to grovelling. Sounds like Guo Xi's behaviour over Ms Koh huh?

Haha, anyway, i shall go tinker with my guitar.

xoxo Heather

I just realised how much into showbiz my parents were or rather are [my dad still is]. When your parents know people like Tay Ping Hui, Ix Shen, [the list goes on]. AND my mum used to work under Dick Lee.. I didn't even know tt until one day we were watching Singapore Idol and she told me Dick was a perfectionist and i was like 'How you know?' and she said 'I used to work under him what. He'll scream at all the girls and...' and i was like wow. AND just yesterday my dad's company organised this Best Model Of The World thingy outside Ngee Ann City in this big white tent. I was completely dwarved by the models, who were gorgeous by the way.

Oh AND this is the fifth time im re-typing this cause my wacko keyboard keeps deleting everything. So anyway i went to Swensens, they were having a freaking blackout. OH GOSH, thankfully the power came back on and while waiting for my food then i went out to see this flame-thrower. The whole place smelled of kerosene and it was HOT! But after a while i got bored so i headed back to Swensens and the food was being served. I ate Breaded Chicken something [sounded like manure] and ate Frosted Chocolate Malt ice cream and after which i was sooo full, i didn't eat dinner at all. Oh and did i mention this idiotic person, drove his Porsche past us at the junction so fast [and loudly] to show off. My dad said the car was old and the engine's gonna break down anyway, haha, good for him. Oh and went shopping with my mum, but didn't buy much.

Oh yes, my mum says my strumming is horrendously off beat. Haha

Ok, gonna start playing my guitar again.

xoxo Heather

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS LIM!!!

Haha, according to Chee Yang, yesterday was a day of miracles. Because:

• i wore a skirt
• i could sing [unfortunately he found out only yesterday]
• and something else which i don't wanna say cause it's gonna ruin my rep

Oh and i watched Poseidon, did i mention that? BOY was the screen huge. Watching it IMAX completely changes everything. You get double the sound and double the screen. BUT it was quite dizzying. Oh and i went out with Lynette, Jing Yi, Big Cheryl, Chee Yang, Sara Lee and the a few other boys in my class. Cheryl was having this major blowout with her mum so it was pretty scary. Oh yes, and did i tell you, i'm going to Kuishin-Bo with this bunch of ppl, for my birthday, and i got my guitar alrdy, sooo happy.

Oh and i realise tt short finger nails are no good for strumming, it hurts. AND Heather can't strum on time, Heather's seriously off beat half the time.

What else, my brother got grounded cause of his results i think. AND i'm gonna get the same treatment. A cold war is brewing..

What else am i supposed to say, ok, i shall tell you when i rmb, right now i need grab a glass of water cause im coughing badly

xoxo Heather

Not a lot right now makes sense to me, and it won't go quietly.

The first day of the rest of my life and i miss you already

Ok, i altered MXPX's song, First Day Of The Rest Of Our Lives.

Anyway i'm bloody glad the exams are over. The mugging and all was annoyingly tiresome, and i got NO STAMINA. After a while you just lose 'steam'. OK, i won't talk about the exams, cause it sucked big time. BUT the great part is, i'm temporary LIBERATED, until i get my results back and get sent to the MOM'S SLAUGHTERHOUSE FOR FAILURES.

Anyway, today was stupid, the cellphone stuff and all, i wonder if the school has any brains at all. Making 5 classes wait outside the General Office in the mighty hot weather isn't smart. It provokes aggression, and you get plenty of jeers, AND FOR WHAT, to retrieve our handphones.

Oh and right now, many people are rapidly logging in on MSN, guess everyone has loads of free time now.

Oh and tmr i STILL have to go back to sch tmr. Absolutely horrid.

Well i'm gonna watch Poseidon in IMAX theatre tmr, the tickets are 12 bucks. Oh and Sara pronounced Poseidon as Pu-Si-Don. Super funny, and she sang Avril Lavigne while waiting in the audi, Lynette thought she was too sweet to carry off such angsty kind of songs. Mrs Chan-ho was being quite a pain in the butt as usual, can't believe i tolerated her for a yr, it's not tt she's a complete monster, just that ta tai tiao ti lah. Pick on this pick on that. Wonder how guides stand her also.

Ok, i'm obviously very cranky.

Happens after 2 weeks of exams.

I SCREWED UP.

xoxo Heather

I'm waiting to lie on my bed and sleep. FIRST must gao tim my music stuff. Today was weird. I went blog hopping and read God knows how many gay guys' blogs, after a while it got monotonous, it's mushed up and incredibly stupid. I'm not discriminating, just don't publicly broadcast your homosexuality for the whole world to know, it irks some people who aren't as understanding as others. AND cartoon movies are LOSERS, i don't get what part of cartoon appeals to the adults, its SO childish sometimes, and seriously, i rather see a chick flick with REAL, LIFE people that AREN'T CARTOONS. I think im cranky, and reading Xiaxue's blog puts me in the i-wanna-bitch-about-everyone mood. It's one of my moods, don't mind my incessant rambling.

Oh anyway, i realise that i'm depressedly worried about certain events. Unfortunately they can only be settled after my torturous bout of exams. I think i hate the word 'settled' i find that the modern day english-speaking gangsters, and hooligans have warped it in such a way it sounds roughly crude. For example: 'We'll have this settled tomorrow morning, bring your brudders, if not die'. But seriously, for illustration purposes, i have censored off many vulgarities that were bound to be included as well as not include their horrendous grammatical skills. Oh and speaking of language, the English like to use the word 'bloody' a lot. For example: 'Bloody hell, that's one wicked *insert name of item*' The American-typical-beach-surfer on the otherhand uses words like 'radical', 'awesome', 'major wipeage', etc, a lot so much so if you didn't know any better you would have thought those were the only words in their vocabulary.

Oh and did i mention Amirul appointed me to be the person who spreads word about his blog? I was talking to him online, and it was damn funny when he started talking like he was 'knighting' me to be the person who spreads word about his blog. I laughed until my sides split i tell you.

Well, he wasn't the only one trying to be funny, Cheryl kept teasing me today, for reasons i shall not mention. I wish she would stop it though, if she doesn't i'm gonna smack her right in the face. OH and she had this mistaken notion that i liked IRK, hyuck, only Lynette would ever date a pain in the ass like him.

Ok, i think i'm running out of juice, and don't mind my crapping

xoxo Heather

Oh yes, wait let me collect my thoughts. Oh yes, Cheryl did something with her hair, and i was quite surprised, but in a good way. Oh and right now almost the whole level except for my class, is in the midst of taking the exams. I don't think i'm gonna do very well though, didn't have time to do my Geography Elect, couldn't do my E. Math paper also. WELL, no point brooding about it now, i think i'll go into depressed mood when i get back my papers, haha.

Anyway, i'm in the middle of picking a song, unfortunately, i'm not really sure which ones i should sing. I just hope that i won't embarrass myself, cause such stuff actually can make or break you.

Well, i shall make this post short and sweet cause i don't seem to be recollecting much and also i'm barely out of the morning-daze-kind-of-mood.

But here's some facts for you

Dracula was a real person originating from Transylvania, he got his name from Draco, latin for Dragon, AND he wasn't a vampire, just a VERY cruel leader

OH and here are some words that kids were made to spell in the spelling bee competitions:

fibranne

antipyretic

lyceum

kamikaze

antediluvian

xanthosis

vivisepulture

euonym

chiaroscurist

logorrhea

demarche

succedaneum

... and the list goes on

http://dictionary.com

go search yourself for the meaning, i'm kinda lazy now...

haha

xoxo Heather