Title: Haphazard driving- I NEARLY DIED

I'm still in China-Humen. China's a madhouse, don't bet on law-abiding drivers here. The best part is the police don't give a damn if they make illegal turns or if the run a red light. This is why i am so frightened of crossing the roads, fearing that anyday would be my last. Living here is not so bad, reason being everything here is so freakin cheap, but you'll probably suffer from culture shock. People publicly leave their bacteria-ridden spit everywhere, even inside the airport. Plus, they tend to be pretty loud people, ok, pretty loud is an understatement. Right a pandemonium of honking sounds fill my parent's room, which from afar would appear to be a sleazy red-like district kind room, this appearance owing to the red cloth hung outside the windows. Anyway,

on the 22nd of Nov: I was exhausted, i had to travel to Bangkok and then to China, and the transits just burned out my biological battery. Try sitting in a plane full of drunk, smelly Arabs, and the plane felt like a sauna at 100 degrees celsius. I was feeling feverish by the time the plane took off. When we finally reached Guang Zhou after tolerating the shenanigans of the crazy Arabs, and moderately adequate plane food[which caused my lactose-intolerant mum make regular visitations to the toilet], i was urgently in need of the toilet and was felt as if i hadn't taken bath for a decade. It was horrible feeling, but after an hour's trip to the hotel in Humen and a bath 2 hours later. I FELT MUCH BETTER. Oh and my mum should have heeded the fact that apparently her feng shui thingy said she shouldnt travel. She was made to take off her boots cause the security at Changi thought she might've concealed weapons. Did i mention that security guards are extremely grouchy people, perhaps due to the fact that their jobs aren't exactly at the top of the glamour list.

23rd Nov: I couldn't wake up, my eyes were incredibly heavy and i sprained my arm again and the pain was just anguishing. I went for breakfast, and on the menu was Dim Sum and Congee. Anyway afterwards we [consisting of me, my parents and my lil bro] went shopping. We bought a fair amount of foodstuffs, and shoes. I'm pretty amazed at the bargaining skills required you would need in China, the shopkeepers here are pretty mad. Many pieces of gum later i went for a full-body massage. Oh and please don't get any obscenely perverse ideas.. It was pretty interesting and comfortably relaxing. So i kinda slept better. Anyway, i feel a bout of diarrhoea coming along.

xoxo Heather

7:18 PM; MUSICfanatic, KNOWitY

Title: Grrrr...

I feel like punching the wall again, SOMEONE GET ME A PUNCHING BAG. GRRRR... I'm extremely agitated now. @#$%$#%$@@%$@%@$@%$@$%. DAMNATION. Ok i'm having horrible moodswings. Anyway, i went to thewb.com and found some interesting phrases

Smallville
Clana: Clark+Lana
Lexana: Lex+Lana
Chlark: Chloe+Clark
Clois: Clark+Lois
One Tree Hill
Naley: Nathan+Haley

Interesting.

*Knocks Head* i also just realised something, I AM SLOW.

Now i feel like crying, see i'm having horrid moodswings, bah.

xoxo Heather

11:29 AM; MUSICfanatic, KNOWitY

Title: I'm a Bored, Bored Soul

Blogger's being a utter annoyance. I couldn't log in yest to post entries. How spastic, must be caused by the new version of Blogger. Anyway holidays spell boredom for me. So much so i contemplated revising for next yr, preposterous.

I'm itching to go see Lynette's 'new' Jack Russell too. Hers is the quintessential sort. Hyper, yappy, sticky, etc, but i love Jack Russells. But when it comes to complementing my personality, Labs are more suited.

Anyway, i watched Perhaps Love by HowL and J just now, i mean the video. It was in Chinese though and it seems that the Chi Ver is the much lesser version of the Korean one. Ooh, how i adore Goong. Don't bother to try convincing me to watch other Korean Serials, Goong is my one and only venture into the world of Korean Dramas and stuff. Which might explain why i'm fiercely loyal to the show. Ok i'm starting to sound like the cheena-cheena type of person, blech.

xoxo Heather

12:10 PM; MUSICfanatic, KNOWitY

Title: Unwritten Rules

Ok today has been interesting in a rather precarious manner. So me and Lynette went to get some bubble tea, and on the way we met, surprise, surprise, Cheryl Tang and Tan and Ms Kee casually sauntering towards us.I had an inkling of where they were going but just asked anyway, they were going to go eat Ban Mian at Roxy Sq, again. Ok, sidetracking a little, I made a comment once to Cheryl Tang about how we should be named the Ban Mian Buddies, Cheryl told Selena and she was like 'That's so corny!' Of course then i was having one of those unexpected sugar rushes so i started laughing quite loudly which indefinitely annoyed the people surrounding me. Anyway back to the Ban Mian thing, so me and Jing Yi, both Cheryls plus Lynette went to eat Ban Mian, on the way, Lynette told me something incredibly, unbelievably, incredulously funny. I went hysterical and had awful laughing fits that split my sides. Then we started discussing about how it's not plausible to crush on some one within your clique [inclusive of both genders of course, preferably no gay trysts, lol, no offence meant]. I mean it's not wrong, but it hurts the relationship you and him/her have as a friend.The consequences could turn out pretty dire if such things weren't handled properly.

Then i told Lynette 'It's an unwritten rule that no one should like anyone in their clique'. Then once again... my brain started to go into overload, thinking how this would make a brilliant topic for today's blog entry. Unwritten rules are the things that everyone should know naturally, instinctively i guess. It's like this book of code stored in your brain which you must have reference to regularly, for girls especially. Like for example, guys are always asking 'Why do girls have to go to the toilet together?' Well the answer is pretty simple, it's all in the 'Book Of Unwritten Rules' girls never or rarely go to the toilet alone not because they're frightened or anything but it's based more on instinct, to ask a girl to accompany you to the toilet. Actually i have more examples, but unfortunately it would then make this post a rather boring and monotonous one, well all i can say such things are good to be pondered upon for the universe works in mysterious ways.

Anyway, i forgot to mention something, we met Alexa on the way. She was coming out from the lift with her acquaintance when Cheryl [Tang] let out a gasp, or rather a loud 'Oh!'. I was then under the impression that this Eurasian looking girl might perchance be Alexa, everybody else who knew her was also making odd choking noises and going 'Oh! Oh! Oh..' SO as soon as we got to the lift while i remained quite clueless as to what was going on and the rest tried to remain as inconspicuous as possible as Alexa sashayed past[not that it worked though, we were in a pretty big group]. I started questioning the others and they told me that it was Alexa, i was like 'i knew it!', and then they asked me whether she was pretty, honestly, i told them no, but i caught only a glimpse of her, so i'm not really sure. Well, enough coincidences for a day.

I better end this post, it's getting to be quite a story.

xoxo Heather

5:45 PM; MUSICfanatic, KNOWitY

Once again, the title doesn't show, but it's 'Too Little Too Late'. I found myself hooked on the song after watching the MTV on Channel V. Here's the song, if it shows.

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Another song which i'm oddly hooked on is Right Where You Want Me, despite Jesse's whiny vocals the song's pretty nice in my opinion. Well Jesse makes better eye candy than ear candy. Haha, ok, i know that wasn't good humour, but just in case you didn't know, Heather certainly doesn't have a good sense of humour... really. I think it might be in the genes, having an extremely warped sense of humour. I'm gonna grow up not laughing very much... not. In fact i think i laugh more than the average human. Not sure how i cultivated the habit but i'm quite ascertain it came from Natasha/Xiang/Janice/Jillene side. Why? Cause' whenever i laugh too much or too hard, Cheryl Tang and Jing Yi just stares at me and pleads with me to stop... or they'll disown me. LOL, ok so i'm exaggerating, in more ways than one, go figure which bits are truth and which are false.

I'm gonna bear with 2 more days of truncated lessons. Then on the 10th i'll be back at IMH, and the 11th, my braces will come off! Oh and on the 22nd i'll be flying to Bangkok and then Guangzhou and then back to Bangkok and then Singapore. What a brilliant plan... no thanks to my dad, we're following him around cause of his job. The company he's working in currently is organising Miss Bikini International, honestly, there are some perks, but they're cons too. Oh and just recently, he opened an attached file to shockingly [or not] find a naked picture of one of the participants, how should i know? Well i saw it and the sight of a topless woman is gonna be eternally burned into my retina, how disgusting. Ah well, enough of the drama i experienced today, i'm gonna take a breather, my room's kinda stuffy..

xoxo Heather

4:25 PM; MUSICfanatic, KNOWitY

That's the topic of the day, relationships ruin good friendships [its the title but i don't think it shows] or rather i've been pondering over it for quite some time. I think i mentioned it in a previous post, but i'm unsure which one exactly. Anyway if you skimmed through blogs, you would've by now come to the notion that BGR is complex and when it turns sour, gosh, the results can turn out to be disastrous. Where has the simplicity of love, peace and harmony gone to. Probably faded into oblivion. Its absolutely and completely true that soured relationships breed even more discord resulting in the slightest possibility that things will clear up in a snap.

HAHA. Something has just come to my attention. Have i ever mentioned that i have no intention whatsoever to get married? A absolutely brilliant plan. I am dependent on myself and no one else, i will NOT owe anyone a living[except for my parents]. Haven't you heard that familiarity breeds contempt. Living with the same person in the same stinking apartment for a few years could drive anyone to the precipice of utter insanity, agreeable? Well i guess when girls find 'The one' they reckon they would live with him forever and perhaps it's normal for us to hanker after that thought but seriously, i'm still not going to get married. Cheryl reckons i most probably would change my mind, when i decide to shed this apparently childish thought. Perhaps, but for now i'm sticking to my stand. BGR and Marriage is stupid, and shouldn't even be thought of at our age.

How ironic, since i basically wrote a whole entry on the contemptible, controversial topic of BGR.Oh and i realised something else. I can only write well in the night, when i'm straining my eyes while i watch my finger tap-dance across the keyboard in a pretty amusing fashion, and at the same time feel the events of the day take a horrible toll on me, burning up the last of my biological battery. If only humans didn't ever need to sleep.

Time to recharge, and i maybe hearing things but it seems like someone's shredding his/her electric guitar, at 10.55. Good night people.

xoxo Heather

10:55 AM; MUSICfanatic, KNOWitY

LOL. I love watching the Goong NGs on Youtube, hilariously funny i tell you. Go http://www.youtube.com and search Goong NG. ARGH... just strained my hand/finger muscles trying to play For You I Will on the guitar. Must stretch so far, and my pinky no strength. -.-

6:35 PM; MUSICfanatic, KNOWitY

I think that Selena's influence is rubbing of me. Oddly enough. Anyway reading Nick's blog puts my proficiency in English to utter shame. I cannot, emphasis on cannot, write like i used to. Perhaps its the fact that our common lingo has a drastically detrimental effect on me. Anyway, me, Wan Fong, Selena, Cheryl Tan & Tang and Jing Yi took a bus to Singapore Post Centre today. We lunched out at Long John Silver's. Hang on as i make a slight deviation, MY KEYBOARD'S BEING AN ASS. My stupid laptop is just way too ancient. Ok anyway, we had a good lunch during which i made disturbing noises while barking like a dog, which annoyed the others terribly so much so they threatened to disown me as their friend, lol, and then we went home almost immediately.
Also i hate waking up in the wee hours of the morning just for truncated. It's just incredibly retarded. But oh well, at least we're doing something useful instead of moping around like a bunch of useless morons. Ok moron's too strong a word. Anyway as you can see now, Heather's in a pretty cranky mood. Oh and you would also have realised that she has a knack for referring to herself as the third person.
Ok, i updated my blog.
I'm gonna go sleep.

6:35 PM; MUSICfanatic, KNOWitY